You can’t make this stuff up — Florida Man strikes again, y’all! 😂
So Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd was doing one of his famous “Morning Briefings,” and he tells this story about a naked guy spotted at a public park 🏞️. Deputies warned him to leave... but nope — this man said, “I’m good,” and went right back in. 🚫👮♂️
So they arrest him — and here’s where it gets wild. During the jail scan, officers noticed something suspicious 👀. Turns out… this man had a THERMOS — yes, like the one you keep your coffee in ☕ — up his body. Sheriff Judd said it went in “through the exit ramp.” 💀
They rushed him to the hospital 🏥 where doctors had to remove it — and get this — that actually saved his life! 🙏
No one knows why he did it… but we’re guessing he really wanted to keep things hot and fresh. 🔥😂
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