Astronomer releases genius marketing campaign video after Coldplay chaos

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By Toni Foxx

July 28, 2025 at 9:06 am EDT

So, after the Coldplay kiss-cam chaos, how should Astronomer, the company that employed the now-revealed-to-be-cheating couple, move forward and take advantage of the massive media spotlight it found itself in?

They hire Gwyneth Paltrow as their “temporary spokesperson” and they release a funny video.

Thank you for your interest in Astronomer. pic.twitter.com/WtxEegbAMY
— Astronomer (@astronomerio) July 25, 2025

Ok, that’s just genius. If I needed a company to do whatever it is that Astronomer does, I’d hire them based on this video, yes I would. They’re my kind of people.

Toni Foxx

I’ve been in radio here in Jax, playing country music for a long time, but I’m now trading my cowboy hat in for a lovely tiara & I’m excited to be on Easy 102.9.