Only in Florida, y’all. ☀️🐊 A man in Florida was arrested after what police are calling a “drive-by cheeseburgering.” 🍔🚗💨
According to the arrest report, Jordan Cotto, a former employee at Atlantis Gentlemen’s Club, stopped by “to speak with management” — but things quickly got heated. 😤🔥
During the argument, Cotto allegedly grabbed a cheeseburger from his car and hurled it at a male victim, hitting him on the shoulder and causing “bodily harm.” (Imagine explaining that to your insurance.) 🙃
The victim wasn’t seriously hurt — probably just covered in ketchup and shame. 🍅😅
When officers arrived, Cotto straight-up admitted to the burger assault and even said he’d “do it again.” 🍔😤💪
He was arrested for battery and taken to county jail… proving once again that Florida truly has no off switch. 🏝️😂